Top Ten Signs You Know You Have The Flu


So here I am trying to get over being sick for the second time this winter…. 😦

I needed to cheer myself up so I wrote you all a top 10 list.

Enjoy!

Top Ten Signs You Know You Have The Flu

10. You refused to get a flu shot this year touting you never get sick

9. Doctors have no clue what’s wrong with you

8. You type in your symptoms to WebMD and the top diagnosis is that you are pregnant even though you clicked male as your sex

7. Between the ringing in your ears, the throbbing sound of your headache, your constant puking, and the nagging cough, you think you’re listening to a never-ending Justin Bieber song

5. Your extreme chills cause the thermostat to click on as you walk by

4. Your eyes and nose are so red you cause traffic confusion at intersections

3. You start speed watching seasons 1-3 of “House” on Netflix to figure out how he would have cured the flu

2. You smell like a baboon’s butt and no one complains about it

1. You just realized I skipped #6 and you don’t really care, in fact you’re glad I did

 

 

 

 

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