What’s a day without a laugh, right? For me it’s like a day without a workout. I’m still down about not being able to continue “my” workout regiment. So I thought there has to be someone else in the world that has it worse than me right now.
Then it hit me……
Why not make fun of something that can’t fight back?
So here we go!
Reasons Why Not To Date a T-Rex
He really doesn’t have one. I mean, come on….listen to his ice breaker jokes!
It’s virtually non-existent. It’s all because he’s not adaptable to today’s technology.
Ha! He has none! Seriously, His arms aren’t even long enough to scratch his own ass.
And his singing is absolutely horrible! Catchy but horrible! Why is he so nasally?
Do I really need to say much about this. This dude doesn’t even have balance to stand without a tail! But seriously, he doesn’t have a good workout routine.
This guy has no willpower. Bingeing all day, his cholesterol has to be off the charts!
He Had a Rough Childhood
I do feel sorry for him somewhat. All of the cavemen used to laugh and call him names. They wouldn’t even let him play any cavemen games. I mean, why even include him. Can you see him try playing Head Shoulders Knees & Toes?
This poor guy has issues beyond issues. But he does make me laugh (not because of his jokes though)
So, hopefully I convinced you that T-Rex is the wrong guy for you. Which I’m pretty sure I have.
I also hope you have taken something else away from this post. A good laugh…
There is always someone who has it worse than you. So if you’re down….Cheer up and think about poor T-Rex!